Perception is Reality
April 2009 - Posts
By Don Boots Jensen
Saturday, Apr 25 2009, 01:59 PM
 Have you seen this cartoon from the 1934 Chicago Tribune? Could anyone come up with a more fitting description of what is going on now?
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By Don Boots Jensen
Friday, Apr 10 2009, 08:12 AM
Acting on an anonymous tip, police raided a well known Bay View tavern late last night. The tipster stated women, covered in whipped cream, would be dancing at a stag party. The women, for a small fee, would allegedly allow the male patrons to lick the whipped cream from their bodies.
Undercover officers entered the tavern and observed several male patrons performing the act of licking whipped cream from two whipped cream covered dancers. A police spokesperson stated the officers watched for about one hour. During that time, all of the male patrons engaged in licking the dancers. When it was the officers turn to lick, they identified themselves as officers and the party was shut down.
Fifteen persons received citations for disorderly conduct. The tavern owner and bartender were not cited. When asked why, the police spokesperson stated they had liquor licenses and therefore could not be cited.
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By Don Boots Jensen
Friday, Apr 3 2009, 11:53 PM
On Saturday, April 4, 1925, Officer Schmidt was shot and killed while preparing to question two auto thieves. Officer Schmidt was in plainclothes and only 400 feet from the Central Police Station while conducting surveillance on the two suspects. When he began to confront them he was shot and killed.
Officer Schmidt had been with the agency for two years.
 
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By Don Boots Jensen
Friday, Apr 3 2009, 08:04 AM
A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, 'Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days.'
The owner says, 'I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.'
So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, 'Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.'
The hobo says, 'Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.'
Enjoy your weekend.
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